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[12 Dec 2011|11:55pm] |
[Warded to Frank]
Are you in the house, love?
[Warded to Andi & Molly]
Want to help me punish my husband?
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[07 Nov 2011|10:15pm] |
[Warded to Dorcas]
Have you heard anything about the Ministry putting a block on our magic?
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| 016. 26 October 1980 |
[26 Oct 2011|06:05pm] |
[Fail!Ward to Order--Defaults to PUBLIC! because if you'd seen THAT while you were taking a shower, you wouldn't be able to do wards either]
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!?
FRANK!
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[14 Oct 2011|05:19am] |
[Order -- CHARMED TO SHRIEK]
STATUS REPORTS NOW! ....if you're conscious to give them anyway
[Candy]
Where are you?
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[23 Sep 2011|03:29pm] |
( Warded to the Self )
[Warded to The Order]
Not our most successful skirmish, admittedly, but everyone survived and that's always a victory. Healers and people who helped them: good show. Brilliant doesn't even cover the half of it. Andi and Lily, I owe you two drinks in particular.
I need four or five less beaten up volunteers for a small fairly important responsibility.
I know we didn't come out with the grand prize, but I have consolation gifts! Some of them I stole rescued from that Death Eater house. Some of them are dragon parts. Andi had dibs on the horns already. The vase is for Dedalus. Everything else is up for grabs! Remus there are some lovely sphinx shaped book ends here you might like. And I think this is real gold, holy shit
[Warded to Thorfinn]
Thanks for the thought. DONT YOU EVER DO THAT SHIT AGAIN.
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[13 Sep 2011|01:54pm] |
[Warded to Lily & Andi]
Lily, your idiot brother in law is running around the convention building searching for you. I'm attempting to hunt him down and bring him back, but I'm not in the best shape at the moment.
If one of you has a free hand to patch me up I'd appreciate it greatly.
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[13 Sep 2011|03:13am] |
[Warded to Lily. Charmed to shriek till she reads.]
Fight just broke out at the convention. Regulus is injured. If I get him to the rear of the building could you come collect him?
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| 011. 12 September 1980 |
[12 Sep 2011|06:15am] |
[Heavily Warded to Order]
The Philosopher Stone thing had better be worth it. Forget living forever, I feel as if I've been sitting her for bloody ever. He's paused for so many bathroom breaks that I don't know if he's old or pregnant.
Status reports? I want to know what everyone's position is so we can coordinate getting this thing and then getting the fuck out, if you'll pardon my American.
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[25 Aug 2011|12:43pm] |
[Fail! (for the lolz & embaressment) Ward to Frank]
Dear Mr Longbottom
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 12th of January (Sunday), 1970.
This will no doubt come as a shock to friends and family alike, as I commonly have the romantic sensibilities of a Common Welsh Green (I'm referring to both dragons and drunken Irishmen). It was my mother's conviction, in particular, that my ovaries were going to dry up and shrivel away before I even remotely considered strolling down the aisle. (And if you need further proof that I lack a proper conception of romance, please see: use of word "ovaries" in a love letter). At any rate, as making life difficult for my mother has always been one of my most ambitious goals I was perfectly fine with pursing eternal bachelorettehood just to be spiteful.
And then you came along and ruined all my plans, you inconsiderate jerk. If only you were aware of the mockery I had to endure from one precocious younger sibling who thought it particularly humorous to charm casual pictures of us two so we appeared to be wearing wedding attire. And my overwhelming shock to discover that hey, that doesn't look half bad. I was forced to experience catching my mother's smug smiles at me whenever she caught my besotted smiles at you. But most of all you beat me over the head with all the things that I was missing.
Now, lets not mince words, I am remarkably talented and gifted woman, to say the least, but even I have a one or two things that I'm missing. Like the kind of faith and optimism that turns cruelty and darkness into hope for the future, second chances, and all that idealism that I once thought was just a bunch of hogwash. Like a patient and forgiving heart that never once even considered pushing my parents down a flight of stairs, even after my mother made you sit through an interrogation about your family's fertility. Like the kind of sensitivity and understanding that can sooth the kind of troubled emotions that make me want run for the hills when I encounter (SUCH AS THE PAINFULLY UNCOMFORTABLE ONES MOTIVATING THIS LETTER What am I doing!?). You came along, you unwarrented over achiever, with all these things I lacked and gave them to me like gifts. I spent twenty some years being a tower of strength and then you came along and made me realize that when the two of us were together, we weren't just a tower of it, we were a stonghold.
The bottom line is, I love you. I love you for your mind, your heart, and your body. Especially your body. Have you been working out? Your abs have seemed particularly abs-y lately. I love you and all that other sappy crap I swore to Godric I'd never say. I hope you're happy with yourself and what you've done to me, Frank Longbottom. I know I certainly am, have been for practically a decade, and will be for the rest of our lives.
Yours Always,
Your Secret Admirer
P.S. Regulus told me everything and this doesn't change the fact that you're stupid.
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[14 Jul 2011|12:06pm] |
[Warded to the Order + Candy & Petunia]
In the interest of reversing the sudden fact that the name Order of the Phoenix has become ironic, general report in. I want to know where everyone is, what you're doing, and anything you're planning on doing in the next week such as, oh say, BECOMING A FUCKING DOUBLE AGENT.
[Warded to Peter]
Talk.
[Warded to Snape]
Is there any way you can ask Bellatrix about association with Peter without getting yourself killed?
[Warded to Sarah]
I'M GOING MAD.
[Warded to Frank]
We need to make a list of people who can trust not to do stupid shit. Right now.
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| 008. 23 JUNE 1980 |
[23 Jun 2011|02:09pm] |
[Warded to Peter & Candy]
Romeo. Juliet. Let's have a talk.
[Warded to Regulus & Severus. Readable by Frank]
I wanted to talk with you two about the horcrux.
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[17 Jun 2011|06:16am] |
[Warded to The Dogs]
Did Alecto Carrow join your gang?
[Warded to The Order]
I'm going to be blunt. This is a bloody piss poor situation and speculation about the full nature of the negotiations with Bellatrix Lestrange aside, first priority is getting the two of them back. We can deal with any correlating schemes that she's plotting once they're back here in one piece.
Peter, when was this exchange suppose to happen? I want Dedalus and Lily away from that lot as soon as possible. And that blonde haired peacock out of this house where I don't have to hear him. For the love of Godric Gryffindor would someone PLEASE put a silencing charm on that room.
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[12 Jun 2011|04:25am] |
I wast going to drink.
Then I drank.
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!
FRank where the hell are you? WE should be making out RIGHT NOW. Have I told yhat I love you? Because I do. I particularly like tha tscrunching thing you do with your nose when you are confused. I find it very sexy.
You should all be mpressed that I spelled particularlyy right. Im just THAT awesome.
SARAH!! I WISH YOU WERE HERE! I kinda felel down on being repsonsible. Sorry. Punishment bandaids for EVERYONE. If I dont find Frank Im gonna cuddle with Andy, Lily, and Molly. I am sorry Ted and James and Arthur. Im taking your wifes.
Im gonna go st down.
This is gonna suck in the morning.
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| 005. 7 JUNE 1980 |
[08 Jun 2011|12:47am] |
[Warded to Frank]
Just saw Sirius' entry. I'm still around the area where the fight was. Since he was coming this way I'm going to search around here.
[Warded to the Order]
If any of you actually does find Sirius whatever got him might get you too and if someone else goes missing I want to know about it and know where they were going when they dissapeared.
Therefore, everyone and anyone who is out searching; I want check ins EVERY HOUR ON THE DAMN HOUR with exact coordinates of WHERE YOU ARE and WHERE YOU ARE HEADED until we all rendezvous again.
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| 004. 5 JUNE 1980 |
[05 Jun 2011|09:57pm] |
[Warded to the Order]
Alright my dears, we had a nice few days of mayhem and bacchanalia, but judging from the unwarded ravings of our least favorite crazy bint we have close company again--or will very soon. So full on play time is over again.
But there a few consolation prizes courtesy of Em in the kitchen. Emmeline got the wand for Dora and that giant rainbow deliciousness on the stick is mine HANDS OFF. The pies are going to be cut into pieces evenly, so don't even think about it. Other than that, calling dibs is now open.
[Warded to Emmeline]
Put Minnie on a top shelf in my room near the window. Do I even want to ask why she weighs a ton?
[Warded to Elena]
Did you get home okay the other night?
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| 002. 4 JUNE 1980 |
[04 Jun 2011|06:07am] |
( Warded to Self: Captain's Log )
[Warded to Order]
We're going to have to find somewhere to bunker down. And eat. Suggestions?
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| 001. 2 JUNE 1980 |
[02 Jun 2011|12:43pm] |
( Warded to the Self (readable by Frank) )
[Warded to the Order]
I bought something for you all. See these:
 
These are muggle medical supplies. They're like a cross between bandages and spell-o-tape. They also have pictures of rainbows and unicorns on them. Anyone taking part in reckless and/or idiotic behavior will be penalized by having one (or more) of these stuck to your face. This works in several ways
(1) shame you for your idiocy
(2) they're legitimately useful for minor scrapes and cuts
(3) should you run into a death eater or the ministry they will be so busy laughing at you that you will have time to hex them while they're distracted
(4) seeing a unicorn will reduce alice's desire to shake you like a baby rattle for being stupid
Until we're certain of Death Eater and Ministry pinpoint locations, keep the children away from the windows, try to be as inconspicuous as possible, and I want constant awareness of where the horcrux is at all times.
Now who wants a sing along? I have muggle tapes. Anyone know who any of these people are?
[Warded to Gideon, Edgar, & Sarah]
Tell me good things?
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